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Swiss Toni
Occupation: Used Car DealerQuote:
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, Paul, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
Biography:
Swiss Toni, who is not actually Swiss is a suave and stylish car salesman whose advice to his young assistant Paul always revolves around the act of love-making (that is love making to ladies, not to Paul, that's not the way Toni swings!)!"Where are they now?"
Following the collapse of his car dealership due to the recession Toni embarked on a radically different career path and is now a marriage counsellor in East London.news
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